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12-09-2008, 08:49 PM
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Got Wood?

Impaled on a fencepost after losing control of his motorcycle or boat.
Not cool....not cool at all!
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Re: Got Wood?

Yea, I remember this one, I wanted to bang the nurse in the back
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Re: Got Wood?

Yeah, she looks hot.... she also looks like she's checking out the guy's huge woody
Yea, I remember this one, I wanted to bang the nurse in the back
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12-10-2008, 12:58 AM
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Re: Got Wood?

OUCH, that guy is going to be crapping in a bag for the rest of his life.
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OUCH, that guy is going to be crapping in a bag for the rest of his life.
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12-10-2008, 06:35 AM
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Re: Got Wood?

I wonder how he is even alive with that pole (log) inside of him.
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12-10-2008, 03:54 PM
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Re: Got Wood?

Probably not walking straight, that's for sure. I mean, he literally passed a log out his ass sideways. Not a single woman can tell him he doesn't know what it feels like to give birth.
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Re: Got Wood?

gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "going to squeeze out a log"
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Re: Got Wood?

Someone needs to shave.
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Re: Got Wood?

Oh the fun you can have with this picture, endless jokes galore
Hope he recovered okay though.


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