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02-13-2018, 01:56 AM
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Re: Glass Jar Exploded In Asshoeeeee

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^ That was Shakes bro. Apparently he is okay now
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Ah shit girl, this is old news! If I recall correctly he name is Alex?
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Re: Glass Jar Exploded In Asshoeeeee

There once was a man from Ukraine
Who shoved a bottle up his ass, all in vain
The glass shattered and cut
A new hole in his butt
Next week he tries a jéreboam of champagne.
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Re: Glass Jar Exploded In Asshoeeeee

That is some sick shit right there. Why would anyone..... nevermind, no answer would suffice. And he was so calm about it when the jar broke. Not the first time I imagine.

And I have to mention this. I am by no means an expert on penises except my own. The only other ones I have seen were in heterosexual porn. That is the weirdest dick I have ever seen. Did he do that to himself, too?
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OMG!!!!...why would you do that!!
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Another waste of space human being all proud of himself because he can get a huge jar up is butt. Deserved it for being so stupid and disgusting. And what's with all the scars or marks on his thighs?
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yeah that wasn't so bad... he wasnt screaming or anything... I feel bad for anyone wanting butt stuff from him from now on...
also im pretty sure he wasnt screaming because of all the dirty butt stuff he has going on... probably hardly felt it
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Honestly I look at Gore all day long. I have never ever cringed at anything. And this one made my stomach hurt yo
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Now thats ff ed up lol


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