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Re: Glass Jar Exploded In Asshoeeeee

Ooh wow all these years I thought the man died ! Thanks for this

i found an interview on rave dot ca http://www.rave.ca/en/community_thread/33535/ with the guy, and he claims he never saw a doctor about it, just picked out all the pieces himself (over the course of a day). *shudder*
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Re: Glass Jar Exploded In Asshoeeeee

You know, they make plastic bottles!
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Re: Glass Jar Exploded In Asshoeeeee

Yeah, that was a "tough" watch right there!
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Re: Glass Jar Exploded In Asshoeeeee

This is hilariously an internet classic nowadays. Apparently the idiot never sought medical care and somehow recovered but I'm not 100% on that.
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Re: Glass Jar Exploded In Asshoeeeee

I wonder if he stores his homemade salsa in the same jars. Well I guess it would be jar now.
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Absolutly NOT for me

Not even a wimper out of him
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It was at that moment that Jim thought maybe he should get a different hobby…
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"I live in Russia, or more specifically Ukraine"

Exactly. A huge portion of Ukrainians consider themselves to be Russian, especially considering Ukraine was "founded" by the USSR. Prior to that, it wasn't a country.
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Re: Glass Jar Exploded In Asshoeeeee

Well, that's one way... but there are much easier ways to open a jar that don't involve your ass.

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Re: Glass Jar Exploded In Asshoeeeee

Please use a plastic bottle or a dildo next time, otherwise you might bleed to death.
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