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06-30-2024, 12:52 AM
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Gaping Asshole
As above, so below.
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06-30-2024, 01:51 AM
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Re: Gaping Asshole
"Lost the remote again!"
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06-30-2024, 02:17 AM
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Re: Gaping Asshole
No money shot? I wanted to see if it actually was the remote. Three people digging around in someone’s asshole is exactly three too many. He should probably just stay in that position until he gets discharged so he doesn’t have to look any of the staff in the eye. |
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06-30-2024, 02:59 AM
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Re: Gaping Asshole
Ate a block of cheese once... very similar outcome. Anyway, here's the money $hot:
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06-30-2024, 05:05 AM
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Re: Gaping Asshole
That. Was. FUNNY! As a nurse friend says "Never do anything you would be too embarrassed to tell the Triage Nurse". Guess the OB forceps were out of the question?     |
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06-30-2024, 04:15 PM
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Re: Gaping Asshole
I work in the medical profession and there was an older woman who was in a similar predicament. She said that her doctor suggested this as a remedy for incontinence! |
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#10
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06-30-2024, 09:53 PM
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Re: Gaping Asshole
That's quite a grip. They should just use a cork screw.
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