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01-13-2011, 12:24 PM
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Made me think of an old Bruce Springsteen song "Everybody's Got a Hungry Finger (or something like that)

Got a wife and kids in baltimore Fred
Wanted something on the side that wouldn't know i was wed
then like a river that just keeps flowing
My finger started eating and it wouldn't stop growing

Everybodys got a hungry finger
If it gets real hungry it will eat your ring, sir
Go to the airport and fuck with the TSA
Tell them you got a finger bomb then walk away.
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01-13-2011, 02:16 PM
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Wiat... How the hell did that happen!?!?!?!?!?
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01-13-2011, 02:17 PM
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For better and for worse biaaaatch!!
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01-17-2011, 02:32 AM
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did the person like fall asleep for 10 years and suddenly wake up to realize that they forgot to remove the ring before sleeping?
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Thats commitment!!
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02-01-2011, 02:27 AM
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What goes through peoples minds with this 'waiting until it's too late' shit?
"Oh well, the swelling may go down. I mean, it hasn't yet in the last 5 years but at least I won't loose my ring."
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02-01-2011, 10:55 PM
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when I was a kid I wanted a ring. Had no idea how to make one so I used some soldering rod and made a ring out of that. Soldered the joint together. It was cool until playing I accidently bent it. Then it was too tight. I tried to bend it back and just made it tighter. After a few minutes I knew I had done something really stupid and had to go get help no matter how ashamed I was. Fortunately we were at a church gathering and I was able to go to a deacon and he removed it with some pliers and never told my family. He never even scolded me.
But this woman...I can't understand her at all.
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02-01-2011, 11:21 PM
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She is a dumb bitch. She deserved what she got for waiting so fucking long.
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WTF
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