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Football Between The Legs

Penile/scrotal elephantiasis. Kinda looks like an American football/rugby ball, doesn't it?
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Re: Football Between The Legs

I'm also quite perturbed by the stains on the bedsheets- I sincerely hope that it's merely faecal matter and not some ghastly scrotal leakage.



^I'll be honest, I don't think I've ever used that sentence before, and I doubt I ever will again....
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Re: Football Between The Legs

BigBadBeard, I can't tell for sure without being able to smell it, but I would guess that it's some sort of seropurulent fluid. Diarrhea isn't usually that watery unless he'd been ingesting large quantities of laxative or had a disease along the lines of cholera or dysentery on top of the elephantiasis.
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Re: Football Between The Legs

I wonder if it hurts, but i dont think so only if he thinks its heavy!!
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Re: Football Between The Legs

BigBadBeard, I can't tell for sure without being able to smell it, but I would guess that it's some sort of seropurulent fluid. Diarrhea isn't usually that watery unless he'd been ingesting large quantities of laxative or had a disease along the lines of cholera or dysentery on top of the elephantiasis.
It's very rare that I need to look up any of the words written on these hallowed pages Airdna, but I think 'seropurulent' fully deserves the honour of 'The Beard's Word of the Day'....
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It's very rare that I need to look up any of the words written on these hallowed pages Airdna, but I think 'seropurulent' fully deserves the honour of 'The Beard's Word of the Day'....
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Re: Football Between The Legs

Diarrhea isn't usually that watery unless he'd been ingesting large quantities of laxative or had a disease along the lines of cholera or dysentery on top of the elephantiasis.
Lol not necessarily true.. you need to come out for a night on the turps with me and my dodgy mates.. I guarantee you'll be pissing out your arse the next morning.. and you'll be real quick to change your tune on that particular 'fact'.

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Re: Football Between The Legs

He has a "Hydrocele"... acctally very common, and guys don't fixz it cuz they think it will pass. But it doesn't.
What is happening here is a blockage of the return duct to the body. This means that there is a blockage. They go in and drain the testicle, then they do something to fix it.


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