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09-12-2014, 12:12 PM
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Re: Flashlight Up Rectum X-rays
I used to do medical billing for an urgent care center and a woman came in one time with a carrot up her ass. And her explanation for how it got up there was basically that she had put out stuff to make a salad, she was washing the veggies, and she slipped and somehow landed JUUUUUUUUUUUUUST the right way for the carrot to squeeze up the poop chute. Let's just say we didn't believe her.  |
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09-12-2014, 01:44 PM
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Re: Flashlight Up Rectum X-rays
Can you imagine the lights going out at the hospital.... "Anyone got a flashlight?" "Hang on, let me get this patient to bend over...." |
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09-12-2014, 04:55 PM
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 My Rank: SECOND LIEUTENANT Poster Rank:257 I pee standing up Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 5,443 Mentioned: 28 Post(s) Quoted: 2312 Post(s)
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Re: Flashlight Up Rectum X-rays
I said I wanted a Bud Light, not a buttlight...  |
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09-12-2014, 08:01 PM
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Re: Flashlight Up Rectum X-rays
"There's always a light in the end of the tunnel" has not been said without a reason...  |
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09-12-2014, 08:41 PM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:672 male Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,291 Mentioned: 4 Post(s) Quoted: 288 Post(s)
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Re: Flashlight Up Rectum X-rays
Look at the bright side, at least now he can look within himself for the answer to life important questions, like "...is sticking flashlights up my bum really for me?" or He could just say to Neph "Cum to the light my son....." or he can learn to "wink" his butthole really fast and hold some kind of kink rave. or he could just not put that in there, next time.    |
..the nasty fucker.
