[shauns26]

Looks like a machete attack or something. Not that I'm an expert, but I'd expect a gunshot wound to destroy tissue, rather than part it neatly.

[shadowstein]

hes going to be egg-shaped the rest of his life.

[petedeamon]

I'll bet he listens the next time.

[commondenom]

duct tape would've worked too

[GlassToTheArson]

I've said it before and I'll say it again; These surgeons are artists. Anyone who says doctors don't deserve the money they make is full of shit.