[johnleeknoefler]

The comments are funnier than the actual article.

[LadyNightmare]

My youngest son put a fish hook in his lip when he was 5. When I asked him, "Why did you put the hook in your own lip?" He looked at me just as calm as could be and said, "I wanted to see how the fish felt." And by the way, I was a very good mother.

[Usotsuki]

Looks like a piercing. The new black mayhaps?

[Dynamo47]

I hope fish and game doesn't see this as they didn't have a stamp for baby fishing.

[Willezurmacht]

I had a hook catch me in the thigh. since then I filed off the barb. No fun at all.

[johnleeknoefler]

Originally Posted by LadyNightmare ↗

My youngest son put a fish hook in his lip when he was 5. When I asked him, "Why did you put the hook in your own lip?" He looked at me just as calm as could be and said, "I wanted to see how the fish felt." And by the way, I was a very good mother.

I'm dying here with laughter. That's awesomely funny. Your son is a genius. But from now on hide all sharp pointy objects until he can develop some imagination. What a cute little guy. I just love a kid like that.
I remember when I was a little kid growing up in Nebraska. Every morning I would run down from my upstairs bedroom which was as cold as ice with frost on my windows. I would have my arms loaded with my 'going to school' clothes. I would be wearing nothing but my undies. I would then plop everything down in front of the oil burning stove which had a blower vent on the bottom front. I would sit there and get dressed while Grandma and Grandpa (they raised me) would watch me with amusement. They knew I had a hatred and utter disgust with the cold in the early morning. One morning while getting into my clothes I blurted out that I wished to be a dog. Grandpa, in amazement, asked me why I would want to be a dog? I answered in all seriousness, "Because dogs have fur and they don't have to get dressed in the morning".

[Oswald2001]

Originally Posted by LadyNightmare ↗

My youngest son put a fish hook in his lip when he was 5. When I asked him, "Why did you put the hook in your own lip?" He looked at me just as calm as could be and said, "I wanted to see how the fish felt." And by the way, I was a very good mother.

I have to say...that makes perfect sense to me.