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07-27-2016, 04:51 AM
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 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:2602 GRAY ALIEN Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 163 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 29 Post(s)
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Re: Fireworks Mishap, Fingers Lost
Looks like he needed a HAND with that last firework. I know at least a heads up wouldve come in HANDY. The docs might have their HANDS tied and will have to amputate. I wonder if the HANDS on his watch glow in the dark. His personality will now be the most EXPLOSIVE, HANDS down. In am the G.O.A.T.  
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08-08-2016, 10:37 PM
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 My Rank: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS Poster Rank:3630 Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 93 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 10 Post(s)
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Re: Fireworks Mishap, Fingers Lost
People with bad eyes need decent watches to see how long the emergency needs to arrive after they fucked up their hands with fireworks.
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