[Brandjuh]

In the Netherland we say:
"Je bent een rund als je met vuurwerk stunt"

Translated:
You're a cow if you stunt with fireworks

[Gooch_Rash]

I had a roman candle go off in my hand when I was 17. I was lucky it blew out the bottom and not the side or I'd look like that poor fucker there. I'm 46 now, and still have gunpowder in my wrist. I look at it when I think I'm smart or clever.

[Daverika Wulff]

It's not all for worse. He still has his pinky. Hey, that's gotta count for...one finger.

[johnleeknoefler]

Originally Posted by Pyramid_Head ↗

Yea let's see anyone else dumb enough to hold a lit firework.

When I was a kid I lit a firecracker and it looked like it went out. It was a "Black Cat"

I stood there looking and then it fizzed and blew up. My thumb and forefinger went numb but I was ok.