[quetza]

Rolled into the ED one night i was on. he lost his grip and his ass just gobbled it up. cucumber (just in case you’re wondering)

[AngelAssassin]

Holy shit that's a huge cucumber!!! Yep, pun intended! LMAO!
How embarrassing for him to go get help and to need to explain why! HAHAHAHA!!!
What is it with men sticking things up their asses?

[mintycbo]

Looks like a spare organ..
He must have used a tub of lube on that..

[kellyhound]

He just slipped in the shower where his wife always prepares the cucumbers for dinner and this cucumber magically stood vertical against the shower cabin wall so how dare you people think he likes putting stuff up his ass

[vagabond]

I wonder if he'd just wait a few days for it to soften and pass on its own, no shame then.

[NoelPuppet]

Why couldn't he just poop it out?

[REVZZYBAN]

Originally Posted by vagabond ↗

I wonder if he'd just wait a few days for it to soften and pass on its own, no shame then.

Uhm, no. That schlong is so hopelessly buried deep in the bowels of hell that only a professional exorcism will relieve his impaction that he so desperately wants.

[CrunchyCripple]

HOW is that even.. . . . I mean, it’s just that there’s so many curves and turns in the intestines - how is there even room to have something that long in there, without damage???

He’d have to shove the whole thing up there, before it got sucked out of his hand - JESUS!

[ASerbianAnon]

Oh, boy . Dude should have just got a real sex toy (no shame in that), unless he just wanted to have a doc dig in his ass for the missing veggie tales character

[spudigitti]

He was deffo sticking vegetables up his for years to fit that fukin thing in