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10-11-2013, 11:17 PM
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Dude Gets Proton Beam Thru Head
Dude Can't Figure Out What The Hell Is Wrong With This Darn Proton Smasher... On July 13, 1978, Anatoli Bugorski was checking a malfunctioning piece of equipment. As he was leaning over the piece of equipment, he stuck his head through the part of the accelerator that the proton beam was running through. He reported seeing a flash that was “brighter than a thousand suns”, but did not feel any pain when this happened. The beam itself measured 2000 gray as it entered Bugorski’s skull and about 3000 gray when it exited on the other side. A “gray” is an SI unit of energy absorbed from ionizing radiation. One gray is equal to the absorption of one joule of radiation energy by one kilogram of matter. An example where this is commonly used is in X-rays. For reference, absorption of over 5 grays at any time usually leads to death within 14 days. However, no one before had ever experienced radiation in the form of a proton beam moving at about the speed of light. As you can see from the picture, the beam entered the back of Bugorski’s head and came out around his nose. Shortly after this happened, Bugorski’s left half of his face swelled up beyond recognition. He was taken to the hospital and studied as this was something that had never been seen before and so they closely monitored him thereafter, fully expecting him to die within a few days at most. Although the skin on the part of his face and back of his head where the beam hit peeled off over the next few days and the beam had burned through his skull and brain tissue, Bugorski did not die and actually came through it all surprisingly well. Despite the beam going through his brain, his intellectual capacity remained the same as before. The few negative health drawbacks he did experience were not life threatening either. He lost the hearing in his left ear and experienced a constant unpleasant noise in that ear from then on. The left half of his face slowly became paralyzed over the course of the next two years. He also gets significantly more fatigued with mental work, though he did go on to get his PhD after this incident. The remaining side effects were occasional absence seizures and later tonic-clonic seizures, though these didn’t show up right away. The most bizarre side effect that occurred because of this has to do with his face. Looking at Bugorski now, you’d see the right half of his face looks like a normal wrinkled older man, but the left half of his face looks as if it was frozen in time 32 years ago. Apparently, Botox’s got nothing on a particle accelerator’s proton beam for stopping wrinkles.  · |
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10-13-2013, 04:18 PM
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Re: Dude Gets Proton Beam Thru Head
I know the Russians are all hard core and whatnot, but you think there would be a safety tag out system or something in place before you could open up something with that kind of radiation in it. AND WHY WOULD YOU STICK YOUR HEAD IN!? Just because you're a genius doesn't mean you're smart, I guess.  |
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10-13-2013, 04:24 PM
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Re: Dude Gets Proton Beam Thru Head
Classic, moment..... but the best part is........The most bizarre side effect that occurred because of this has to do with his face. Looking at Bugorski now, you’d see the right half of his face looks like a normal wrinkled older man, but the left half of his face looks as if it was frozen in time 32 years ago. Apparently, Botox’s got nothing on a particle accelerator’s proton beam for stopping wrinkles. |
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10-15-2013, 08:58 PM
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Re: Dude Gets Proton Beam Thru Head
DAMMIT, JIM!!!!! This isn't brain surgery! If you stand in the way, you're going to get hurt! Now, MOOOVE!! |
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10-15-2013, 09:23 PM
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Re: Dude Gets Proton Beam Thru Head
aahh comrade.. book clearly states.... when it dont work.... put head in pipe and blow out dust....section 102.OUCH
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10-15-2013, 10:35 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:406 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 2,963 Mentioned: 18 Post(s) Quoted: 447 Post(s)
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Re: Dude Gets Proton Beam Thru Head
They should put him in the super hadron collider | CERN . See what that does..  |
