[Kcobirn88]

Did anyone else hear that satisfying crunch of his bones as he hit? He's at an airport right? Well you can call him "Captain Crunch"

[radojota]

Originally Posted by n30n ↗

I love how after he "jumps" (more like belly flops) everyone just carries on casually around him, walking and driving justl like 'oh look honey, another corpse in the road'.

Yeah, just like in Grand Theft Auto.

[navajojoe]

He ate the worm....mescal freak!

[Suicide_Note]

Originally Posted by Kcobirn88 ↗

Did anyone else hear that satisfying crunch of his bones as he hit? He's at an airport right? Well you can call him "Captain Crunch"

And i thought my ribs hurt after i got knocked off my bike at 25 mph. This idiot is going to be in a world of pain when he wakes up.

[Aries85]

I once did a star jump off the kitchen roof while on the sesh with the boys at my gaff for a laugh, was only about 9 feet high landing in my garden. Still I broke 4 bones in my right foot, proper fucked me up it did and turned green almost instantly, I hobbled inside and my mate ripped the boot off when we seen it. I continued binging that weekend away fri-sat then went to hospital after an England match on the Sunday, ended up being off work but getting paid full pay for around 12 weeks then was made redundant. That was 8 years ago and fuck me did life have a shitty plan for me after that but hey hum, a storey for another time maybe.

Anyways, he needs to go back up and do it properly with a star jump

[nstonerider76]

His jump was hesitated, and there were at least
2 more levels he could have climbed to do it properly. IMHO I think he was wanting attention not death?