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06-06-2021, 05:11 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 94,965
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Digging in Deep to Retrieve That Purple Dildo He Accidentally Fell on
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06-06-2021, 09:34 PM
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 My Rank: CORPORAL Poster Rank:1719 Join Date: Feb 2017 Posts: 310 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 70 Post(s)
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Re: Digging in Deep to Retrieve That Purple Dildo He Accidentally Fell on
Go to school 10 years and pay all that malpractice insurance just to pull dildos out of dumb pooftas
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06-07-2021, 04:46 AM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:770 I'm not A bitch.... I'm THE bitch. Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,033 Mentioned: 4 Post(s) Quoted: 174 Post(s)
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Re: Digging in Deep to Retrieve That Purple Dildo He Accidentally Fell on
At first celebratory...... but then you see the light slowly vanish out of her eyes........ During her stint in the ER in the late 80’s, my mom said shit like this was surprisingly common.....COMMON!!!! There was a large spike in the number of central Florida men who “fell” on shit in the shower and it somehow went perfectly up their ass. Imagine that?!?! |
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06-07-2021, 01:44 PM
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 Addict Of Misery Poster Rank:69 Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,176 Mentioned: 18 Post(s) Quoted: 9547 Post(s)
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Re: Digging in Deep to Retrieve That Purple Dildo He Accidentally Fell on
This is why flared ends on dildos are a thing. 
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06-09-2021, 10:39 PM
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Re: Digging in Deep to Retrieve That Purple Dildo He Accidentally Fell on
Is this the Super Bock guy again?
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07-25-2021, 01:48 AM
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 My Rank: PRIVATE Poster Rank:6677 Female Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 32 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 4 Post(s)
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Re: Digging in Deep to Retrieve That Purple Dildo He Accidentally Fell on
If it was me pulling that out. I would have gone and smacked him in the face with it once it came out. "You Idiot! (In my best Ren voice)
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