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Re: Deranged Naked Suicide Jumper Lands on Car

I bet he regretted that decision
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Re: Deranged Naked Suicide Jumper Lands on Car

Left leg is fuuuucked.
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Re: Deranged Naked Suicide Jumper Lands on Car

that ambulance should have put him out of his misery.
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Re: Deranged Naked Suicide Jumper Lands on Car

Insurance should cover the car damage.
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Re: Deranged Naked Suicide Jumper Lands on Car

Now the poor man is in an even worse situation

The amount of suicide attempts from heights that are too low to guarantee death seen are staggering.
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Re: Deranged Naked Suicide Jumper Lands on Car

Well he saved the police from having to talk him down.

I say have some dignity man & put some skivvies on before taking out someone's car.....I'd be bummed if that was my car. What do you say to your insurance adjuster? Some naked man jumped on my windshield?
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Re: Deranged Naked Suicide Jumper Lands on Car

What do you say to your insurance adjuster? Some naked man jumped on my windshield?
Nope. You tell them, “my car was hit by a person” and is in need of repair.

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Re: Deranged Naked Suicide Jumper Lands on Car

LoL.....I'm sure insurance adjusters get calls like this all the time
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Re: Deranged Naked Suicide Jumper Lands on Car

Well that didn’t go as planned, you tried to die but now you have broken bones, glass in your dick and some repair bill for that car
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