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● 07-28-2012, 04:49 PM
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Crazy Poison Ivy,

This is my first post so I hope you enjoy guys,
See I happen to have one of the sexist jobs,
I am a poolboy,
I was fixing a leak in an underground pipe one day,
As I was digging the pipe out my boss alerted me to the fact that the foliage I was playing around with was poison ivy,
I quickly washed the fuck out of my hands and prayed to satan that everything would be fine,
The bumps started forming about 3 days later,
I happened to be at a music festival,
A spot on my hand was starting to get bad,
Being a drunken fool I decided to get into a hula hoop contest with this chick I was with,
I preformed this stunning move where I bring the hoop over my head with my hand,
As I did this the hoop ripped open that part of my hand and from there it all went downhill,
2 quarter size bubbles formed right at the bottom of my ring finger,
Not only that but it continued to show up all around my body as if I was turning into a leper,
I went to the med tent the next day since I was dropping some acid and didn't want the sight of my hand to freak me out,
The doctors were very impressed as they wrapped it up,
The next day they were completely frightened,
They were scared to come near me since everyone thinks that its contagious,
Yet the girl who I was cuddling with the 4 days never got one bump,
I finally went to the doctor when I went home and he told me that poison ivy is in fact not contagious,
He gave me some cream to dry them out and an std test (which I passed!!!) and sent me home,
It was right after the doctor that I took these pictures,
I wish I had a camera at the festi because it had healed a little since then,
In the pictures I only have one huge boil left but I think you get the idea of how bad it was,
My biggest fear was it screwing up my tattoo,
But as it heals it look like a quick touch up and it will look great again,
As someone who has been somewhat of a junkie I am used to being itchy but....
Holy shit....
This shit was ITCHY..
Yeah,
No fun,
ENJOY GUYS!!!
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● 07-28-2012, 06:26 PM
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Re: Crazy Poison Ivy,

Ewww
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● 07-28-2012, 06:41 PM
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Re: Crazy Poison Ivy,

That's nasty and thanks for sharing.
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● 07-28-2012, 06:58 PM
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Re: Crazy Poison Ivy,

Seeing that made me itchy all over. And then again my first thought was "Can I pop them"
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● 07-28-2012, 08:19 PM
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● 07-28-2012, 10:33 PM
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Re: Crazy Poison Ivy,

I would strongly recommend aquiring more exposure to the plant and rubbing it vigorously on your genitalia. After you are finished, masturbate with those hands and use the fluids inside the the blisters as a lube
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● 07-28-2012, 11:17 PM
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Re: Crazy Poison Ivy,

Damn man thats crazy
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● 07-29-2012, 02:02 AM
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Re: Crazy Poison Ivy,

I would strongly recommend aquiring more exposure to the plant and rubbing it vigorously on your genitalia. After you are finished, masturbate with those hands and use the fluids inside the the blisters as a lube
You know, that is just about the nastiest creepiest most fucked up thing I have ever read. You have grossed me out and I did not think that was possible at my age after living this long and thinking I have seen everything. So thanks for sharing that shit. lol
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● 07-29-2012, 04:00 AM
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Re: Crazy Poison Ivy,

Gahh ouch! We need to get K9 in here so she can lurk the boils! lol
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● 07-29-2012, 02:13 PM
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Re: Crazy Poison Ivy,

Wow, that's beastly Looks like your prayers to SATAN didn't quite pay off

Thanks for sharing your itchy awful incident
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