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● 08-03-2009, 07:10 PM
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Brazilian Soldier Failed Suicide

"When a suicide failure occures, it’s mostly the result of complete incompetence. It appears as though this Brazilian soldier was serious about taking his own life, but his attempt failed. He did pull the trigger, but the bullet only took part of his face away, leaving brain unharmed (at least well enough for him to keep on living).

The most astonishing part of this suicide failure is an incredible job of the surgeons who restored his face – you can’t even tell he had part of his face blasted off. Damn fine job on that one, docs. If you’re from Brazil, you have nothing to worry about should your face get torn off. I wonder though whether they were able to restore his tongue the way they reconstructed his face. Do you think he could still taste with having had his tongue suffer from such massive trauma?

Gallery of pictures of a Brazilian soldier looking incredibly bloody and nasty after failed suicide shot to the head is below. The picture of his looking like it’s never happened is the most mind boggling."


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● 08-03-2009, 07:13 PM
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Re: Brazilian Soldier Failed Suicide

no way.

Thats incredible

You would never even be able to tell he was even shot...
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● 08-03-2009, 07:16 PM
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Re: Brazilian Soldier Failed Suicide

This should be an epitome example on how NOT to kill yourself. It's not that complicated, put the gun to your temple and boom... instant death.
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Re: Brazilian Soldier Failed Suicide

They did a damn good job of patching him up.
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Re: Brazilian Soldier Failed Suicide

I suppose that's why so many Americans go to Brazil for plastic surgery--they are pros.
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Re: Brazilian Soldier Failed Suicide

lol look at his face after he got healed... he was like. son of a bitch. i got one thing to say to you sir.... FAIL....you are a failure and you deserve to live one long depressed life.. someone boo this man HAHAHAH
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Re: Brazilian Soldier Failed Suicide

lol look at his face after he got healed... he was like. son of a bitch. i got one thing to say to you sir.... FAIL....you are a failure and you deserve to live one long depressed life.. someone boo this man HAHAHAH
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Re: Brazilian Soldier Failed Suicide

Failed suicide = attention whore.
A mate used to work in prisons and the people who threatened to kill themselves never did it properly. They just failed for attention.
If someone wanted to do it in prison you'd have no idea it was going to happen until it had, the same outside prison.
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Re: Brazilian Soldier Failed Suicide

Failed suicide = attention whore.
A mate used to work in prisons and the people who threatened to kill themselves never did it properly. They just failed for attention.
If someone wanted to do it in prison you'd have no idea it was going to happen until it had, the same outside prison.
If that's the case, they're crazy! That means they're prepared to put up with potentially horrific scarring and/or sensory loss. Stupid but sad
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Re: Brazilian Soldier Failed Suicide

WHAT!! ,holy shit that is an awesome job of restoring his face ,surgeons i have complete respect for.. WOW


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