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● 07-23-2013, 03:26 PM
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Birthing Face First

The common way a baby is born is with it's back of the head first.
Of course, a birth is always 100% ****ing painful, but in this way it's the easiest and smoothest.
At least, that's what doctors tell you.
(They're all big liers because it NEVER fits, it's NEVER smooth and it's NEVER easy. Every woman's pussy dies during childbirth.

Sometimes the baby is a bit too enthusiastic and will be born with it's face first.
This isn't the best way because it doesn't fit very well in mother's birth canal.
Most babies born this way are very bruised.
And I DON'T want to think what this will do to the mums.

First picture: A normal birth position.



Second picture: A face first position.



Here you see what it will look like IRL:












Most of the time this is the result (baby warning!):







Heartbreaking bruised and torn, and the second baby even looks stillborn. But they are all alive and kicking.
Bad way to start your life.
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Re: Birthing Face First

Damn, makes me cross my legs cringing
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Re: Birthing Face First

OUCH
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Re: Birthing Face First

reminded me of this
Birthing Face First - jack nicholson the shining
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Re: Birthing Face First

Ugh i can feel my perineum tearing in empathy
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Ugh i can feel my perineum tearing in empathy
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Re: Birthing Face First

reminded me of this
Lmao omg I was thinking the same thing!!!!!!
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Re: Birthing Face First

Oh HELL no!
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Re: Birthing Face First

reminded me of this
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Re: Birthing Face First

That one looks like Winston Churchill.
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