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Re: Birth of a Beer Bottle

Ah, the ol' Heineken-in-the-heiney trick.
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Re: Birth of a Beer Bottle

You wouldn't want to be taking a swig from that 🤮
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Re: Birth of a Beer Bottle

a minute ago they delivered a giant dildo, in the other thread, and in this one we get a beer, what's next, a roto rooter?
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what's next, a roto rooter?
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Re: Birth of a Beer Bottle

Ah, the ol' Heineken-in-the-heiney trick.
"Heeeyyyy guzzz look wh' I cun do..."
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Re: Birth of a Beer Bottle

I couldn't tell, was it a boy or a girl? Wonder what the gestation period is for that. Simply fascinating!
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Ha ha I wish he could hear all that laughing at his dumb ass
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