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11-08-2019, 12:27 AM
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Congratulations Mr. & Mrs. Smith, you are now the proud parents of a 6 lb. 8 oz. baby feel-good.
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11-08-2019, 12:49 AM
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Sweet baby Jesus, what in the fucking fuck
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11-08-2019, 01:20 AM
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that's the most deformed head of a baby i have ever seen p
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11-08-2019, 03:17 AM
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Is that a stone baby or the world's thickest dildo?!?
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11-08-2019, 04:48 AM
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It looks like a giant penis with partial tiny testicles attached.
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Holy shit- if taking a big dick up the ass was an Olympic Event, he'd get the gold.
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Holy shit- if taking a big dick up the ass was an Olympic Event, he'd get the gold.
Gold? More like platinum. They had to C-section that thing outta there! I can't believe that video is real but truth is stranger than fiction. SMH.
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