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08-11-2026, 06:26 PM
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Biker with a Boner After He Was Run Over by a Tractor
not the boner he had in mind that day.  |
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08-11-2026, 11:28 PM
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Re: Biker with a Boner After He Was Run Over by a Tractor
That’ll be fun for the surgeon’s putting him back together.  |
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08-12-2026, 07:21 AM
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Re: Biker with a Boner After He Was Run Over by a Tractor
Getting a boner is a survival mechanism after severe traumatic injury. It helps prevent blood loss… or something.
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08-13-2026, 06:56 PM
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Re: Biker with a Boner After He Was Run Over by a Tractor
I was thinking a boner, not a bone-errrrrrr!  |
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08-14-2026, 09:33 AM
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Re: Biker with a Boner After He Was Run Over by a Tractor
I wonder what kind of pain that is. Is it an extreme dull, thudding kinda of pain? Or is it crazy sharp, tingling? Maybe a combination of both? Perhaps it's just indescribable.  Either way, fuuuck. |
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08-16-2026, 06:50 AM
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Re: Biker with a Boner After He Was Run Over by a Tractor
If only I could find a doctor that can reroute my femur bone to my pop out of my wiener when excited. Then maybe my girlfriend would sleep in the same bed as me.  |
