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08-11-2024, 12:17 PM
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Bamboo Pole Up His Asshole After Diving Incident
During a wild diving activity, a man suffered a terrible accident and his asshole was pierced by a long bamboo pole more than 1 meter long. The man was performing a difficult diving performance, and he rushed to the surface of the water at a very high speed. However, for some reason, his jump angle was off, causing him to crash into a bamboo pole in the water. The bamboo pole plunged viciously into his asshole, causing serious damage.  ·  ·  ·  ·  · |
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08-11-2024, 12:57 PM
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Re: Bamboo Pole Up His Asshole After Diving Incident
Thank god there’s no video.  I’d have to watch it and cringe.. |
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08-11-2024, 01:52 PM
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Re: Bamboo Pole Up His Asshole After Diving Incident
 ! this time he really fell on it.
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08-11-2024, 08:36 PM
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Re: Bamboo Pole Up His Asshole After Diving Incident
Oh god. My butthole is cringing in sympathy.  |
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08-11-2024, 10:14 PM
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Re: Bamboo Pole Up His Asshole After Diving Incident
Looks like it rectum.
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08-12-2024, 05:14 AM
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Re: Bamboo Pole Up His Asshole After Diving Incident
His farts won't make any noise now...
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08-12-2024, 08:26 AM
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Re: Bamboo Pole Up His Asshole After Diving Incident
Bulls eye!
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08-12-2024, 10:35 PM
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Re: Bamboo Pole Up His Asshole After Diving Incident
I think I'd be deaf from the screams |
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08-12-2024, 10:43 PM
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Re: Bamboo Pole Up His Asshole After Diving Incident
I bet he now has a FOD (fear of diving) you can tell those nurses/doctors are holding in their laughs behind those masks.
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08-13-2024, 03:51 AM
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Re: Bamboo Pole Up His Asshole After Diving Incident
In aviation "FOD" stands for foreign object debris - he certainly has that! Staff at airports are careful to make sure no FOD gets into your intake ... shame he wasn't so careful. |
