Arm Amputated By Speedboat

[Faline]

Merchant Salustiano Jose Barros, 37, had his left arm severed by the propeller of a speedboat pulling a banana boat.

[methfreeq]

I know somebody who had his arm severed by a speedboat also. His brother put him on a surfboard behind the boat telling him to hold on, pulled away and tore of the arm...kinda silly

[Enchantress]

A guy has one arm and decides he doesn't want to go on with life, not being able to do the things other guys can do with two arms. So, he goes up to the 20th story of a building and is trying to build up the nerve to jump. As he's standing there a guy comes walking on the sidewalk below.

The one-armed man notice's that this other guy has NO arms at all. He watches as the guy stops on the sidewalk and starts dancing and spinning in circles. The one-armed man thinks to himself how selfish he is... in that he has one arm and is ready to end it all! So, he decides to go down and talk to the No-armed man.

He goes down and walks up to the guy and says, "Hey man... I've been up on the 20th floor considering to end it all because I have only One arm... Here you are with No arms and are dancing around. What's your deal?

The guy with No arms says, "Arrrrr... dude I'm NOT happy! My nose itches!!!


Hardy, har, har!!!

[Faline]

Originally Posted by Enchantress

A guy has one arm and decides he doesn't want to go on with life, not being able to do the things other guys can do with two arms. So, he goes up to the 20th story of a building and is trying to build up the nerve to jump. As he's standing there a guy comes walking on the sidewalk below.

The one-armed man notice's that this other guy has NO arms at all. He watches as the guy stops on the sidewalk and starts dancing and spinning in circles. The one-armed man thinks to himself how selfish he is... in that he has one arm and is ready to end it all! So, he decides to go down and talk to the No-armed man.

He goes down and walks up to the guy and says, "Hey man... I've been up on the 20th floor considering to end it all because I have only One arm... Here you are with No arms and are dancing around. What's your deal?

The guy with No arms says, "Arrrrr... dude I'm NOT happy! My nose itches!!!


Hardy, har, har!!!

[Viking64]

LMAO @ "speedboat pulling a banana boat."

Too bad he didn't lose those fucking fingers too!!

Nice "Hospital Gore", Kel!!

[Rusty666]

peace out

[ERDA]

Hahah, and this fucking man continues doing that stupid two-finger-pose

[Faline]

Originally Posted by viking64

LMAO @ "speedboat pulling a banana boat."

Too bad he didn't lose those fucking fingers too!!

Nice "Hospital Gore", Kel!!

Do you have banana boats there?

[Viking64]

We have banana boats that deliver bananas from Central and South America, but the term "banana boat" has other meanings that we should not discuss on an open forum. :)

[Faline]

banana boat: