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Re: 7 Things Your Poop Says About You.

And the balloon man blew up in my face
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Re: 7 Things Your Poop Says About You.

I did do that colon flush once and they show you a chart of what various poo shapes mean.
Ah, yes, the infamous Bristol Stool Scale. Here's a modified one that I found years ago. A bit more practical and descriptive than the original.
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Ah, yes, the infamous Bristol Stool Scale. Here's a modified one that I found years ago. A bit more practical and descriptive than the original.
I found a Shit List online back in college and printed it up but I'll be damned if I know what I did with it!
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Ah, yes, the infamous Bristol Stool Scale. Here's a modified one that I found years ago. A bit more practical and descriptive than the original.
My regular stool is not on there! I thought we were aiming for thick logs.

Eww! The last ones look like some kind of nut brittle!

The one at this place was laminated with a warning not to remove it.

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I go at least twice daily. Three times or more when I do my protein diet or when I'm shedding weight for the summer... And none of my poop is described above. Whew...
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I hate it when rabbit shit splashes into the toilet and throws water up on your ass.
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I'd have to ask my brother (an internist doctor) what the "optimal poo" is supposed to be. But I bet you'll want to stay somewhere in the 4-6 range.

I was going to put up a "serious" Bristol Stool Scale image, but I keep finding more parodies, so I'll stick with humorous for now.
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Everyone's favorite, toxic megacolon.
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I have recently recovered from a torn rectum after parting with what can only be described as King Kong's finger. A few days ago I once again launched a torpedo and have once again torn my precious ring piece
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My addition to this conversation.
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