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02-05-2016, 05:23 PM
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Young Woman Rides Crotch Rocket to Hell
More of a scooter really, I guess. I'm amazed it could even go fast enough to do this sort of damage. Judging by the photos, though, she was awfully proud of it. Anyway, she was out rodding around on the thing the other night when she lost control and ran into a utility pole. She lost her arm at the scene, the bike kept driving on without her and wound up lost at the bottom of the river, and she breathed her last before she made it to the hospital. Obviously an inept cyclist, she was probably something of a safety hazard when cruising the streets on her little scooter. Don't worry about her now, though. She's 'armless.  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  · |
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02-05-2016, 05:44 PM
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Re: Young Woman Rides Crotch Rocket to Hell
She got fucked up real good.
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02-05-2016, 05:53 PM
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Re: Young Woman Rides Crotch Rocket to Hell
Rest in Peace
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02-05-2016, 06:42 PM
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| My Rank: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS Poster Rank:4003 Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 79 79Posts 52Thanked 6Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Young Woman Rides Crotch Rocket to Hell
Must have had a methanol alcohol injection!  |
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02-05-2016, 06:58 PM
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Re: Young Woman Rides Crotch Rocket to Hell
"Woman Rides Crotch Rocket to Hell " You win, that's the best caption of the year (so far)...  BTW, what do 'crotch rockets' (Japanese motorcycles) and fat chicks have in common? Answer: Both are fun to ride but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one... |
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02-05-2016, 08:44 PM
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Re: Young Woman Rides Crotch Rocket to Hell
What! Are dem Fuckin Idiots Doin On dah Back of dah Truck??? dey Can't Tell! She dddead???! Unlike In the US! Where the Federal Highway Department of Transportation-DOT. Stipulates Breakaway Poles To Dislodge Themselves From Their Bases From Side Impacts To Prevent Motorist Deaths! South of Our Borders, dey Don't Give ah Madafarkah! Tough Luck Biatch! dem Peasants Have Waited Too Long For dem Light Poles To Bring Light To dem Cave People! They're Design To Withstand dem Hurricanes & Earthquakes! And To Be Idiot Proof! or Not To Be! In My Drunkin Opinon I Believe She Was Hit From Her Behind!Get It Her bee-hind Sum Drunkin Madafarkah Steering At It!Figure hee Tapp dat Arse! |
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02-05-2016, 08:49 PM
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Re: Young Woman Rides Crotch Rocket to Hell
My thanks primarily in recognition of the great thread title.  |
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02-05-2016, 09:05 PM
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Re: Young Woman Rides Crotch Rocket to Hell
Too bad, and she wasn't wearing much protection. Almost any crash would cause injury   |
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02-05-2016, 11:23 PM
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Re: Young Woman Rides Crotch Rocket to Hell
I'm glad she took out a utility pole rather than another innocent person.
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02-06-2016, 12:45 AM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:2297 Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 201 201Posts 589Thanked 57Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Young Woman Rides Crotch Rocket to Hell
News flash that is a Moped/scooter a crotch rocket or japanese bike like a Yamaha R1 that you so knowingly describe is more comparably to a hot babe then a fat chick |
