Young Woman Kills Herself Over Bad Complexion

**Vedderman** · #1 ● 01-18-2013, 01:44 AM

No, the subject header isn't a joke. I swear I can't even make half this stuff up.

26 year old woman in Peru left a suicide note explaining that she was tired of living with bad acne on her face and that she was fed up with the shame and humiliation. So rather than take a course of Accutane like most normal people, she takes a bunch of rat poison, mixes it with some cheap-ass South American beer, and makes herself a cocktail. Fucking Darwinism in action.

So now rather than simply being seen with a bit of acne on her face, the local news publishes photos of her lying face down in her own vomit, her jeans fully loaded with urine and feces from spastic peri/post-mortem evacuation.

Oh well...at least they spared her the indignity of displaying her pizza-faced driver's license photo alongside the shots of her corpse, as is quite common in South America.

Video included for those interested, assuming it works this time (video uploads in the forum are sometimes tricky).

johnleeknoefler · #2 ● 01-18-2013, 02:01 AM

That's got to be the stupidest woman alive... or dead.
Seriously, if I had a mother that was that ugly I would be tempted to drink rat poison too.

invertigo · #3 ● 01-18-2013, 03:06 AM

If you base your self esteem on your looks, old age is going to hit you like a ton of bricks. If she hadn't killed herself now, she'd be trying to every time she found a gray hair or a new wrinkle