[gatagato]

Originally Posted by mort999 ↗

In one of the versions, I have seen, a relative told the police that she was very drunk. But then of course you are also unable to swim.

Yes, i've seen that as well: it's possible that they changed the story in the meantime, and decided to remove any reference to alcohol, or the uncle changed his mind.
Lol

Version 1:
The uncle: She was drunk

Version 2:
The uncle: She was unable to swim

My version: THE UNCLE WAS DRUNK

[mort999]

Originally Posted by gatagato ↗

Yes, i've seen that as well: it's possible that they changed the story in the meantime, and decided to remove any reference to alcohol, or the uncle changed his mind.
Lol

Version 1:
The uncle: She was drunk

Version 2:
The uncle: She was unable to swim

My version: THE UNCLE WAS DRUNK

I'll reinvent my LOL-score, and this goes high:

[gimlet]

Originally Posted by Sharon. ↗

Wonder what caused her to not resurface? Poor girl.

Lesbian submarine muff diving, happens all the time. In a fit of ecstasy, partner squeezes muff divers head between her thighs while diver is underwater. Muff diver can't resurface and drowns.

[Viking64]

Originally Posted by kellyhound ↗

drunk and not able to swim. Not a good combination for diving into the water

How about: 1) drunk, 2) unable to swim, 3) tired, 4) lazy. That surely means certain death.

[Wolf]

I say drunk. She drowned swimming under palm fronds.

[Warnebald]

They did a beautiful job of blending the body in with the landscape