Women Takes an Overdose and Died in Bed

Shadowkeeper · #21 09-21-2009, 03:36 PM

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Wow, after the first 60 or so, they all kind of melt together in my mind, but if I recall Mindy Sue, she was the one who could chew tabacco and suck cock at the same time. She even knew what to spit and what to swallow.

Yep, she could count to 23 as well, thanks to them extra toes and such, and she liked to play with the animals a bit much...yeah, sweet gal, hope you sold her hair to a wig maker, it was real purdy

lion · #22 09-21-2009, 04:58 PM

dead pussy

gor3l0v3r · #23 09-21-2009, 05:54 PM

is it just me or shes pretty hot

gor3l0v3r · #24 09-21-2009, 05:55 PM

ILDiva · #25 09-21-2009, 06:48 PM

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It was up for auction on eBay and I was the winning bidder. I think it would look GREAT on you. Please stop by for a fitting/modeling session at your convenience. Take the interstate west out of town and exit at Billings road. Follow Billings Road north. Immediately after you pass a trailer park on your left, take the main entrance to the junkyard. Proceed straight until you see a blue 1986 Oldsmobile. Turn right after the Oldsmobile, pass the demolished tanker truck. You will then see an opening in the trees. Park next to the rusty crane and walk 200 yards into the woods, following the path. I will be in the tent or maybe in the shack with the ratty blue tarp over it. Call out "Jim." Please don't tell any of your friends about this, because.....ummm.....because they will be jealous of you for getting that sexy top. I look forward to making you.....making your aquaintence.

Jim

LMAO!!!!

I would most surely get lost on the way.

ILDiva · #26 09-21-2009, 06:52 PM

This thread is cracking me up to no end. Tears literally streaming down muh face.

You guys sound kinda spooky... I like that...I like that a lot.

Viking64 · #27 09-21-2009, 06:57 PM

My imagination is like my bladder: overactive!

Shadowkeeper · #28 09-21-2009, 07:01 PM

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My imagination is like my bladder: overactive!

Imagination? Wait, we were supposed to be pretending? Oh crap! Errr, I mean, yeah, I knew that...

Viking64 · #29 09-21-2009, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Shadowkeeper

Imagination? Wait, we were supposed to be pretending? Oh crap! Errr, I mean, yeah, I knew that...

I had to use that word in case my wife ever reads this post and starts getting nosy.