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07-15-2012, 05:41 PM
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Re: Woman on the Street is Nearly Decapitated
gorgeous set, wish there was a close-up included. I did some research on regional sites (Brazil) and found this out: girl and her boyfriend go up to the airport, he just bought them tickets to Cancun for their 5 year anniversary. At the boarding gate they find out that one of them just got bumped up to business class. The girl insists that she should have that seat because it's the galant thing to do. The guy, who's been secretly huffing gasoline all morning long and who has hidden the fact that he has a raging case of chlamydia, is brutally opposed to it, saying that he paid for the damn tickets and he earned that seat. They walk outside to talk things out. He offers a compromise: "honey, if you give me a golden shower on the beach in Cancun, I'll give up the seat." When she said "hell no jerk, I aint that kind of girl" Mr. Peasant Clown pulled out his machete and went for her jugular. After smelling the pleasant aroma of fresh blood, he decided a near-decapitation would be cooler. He finished the job and walked to the near gas-station to refill. |