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11-17-2012, 12:40 AM
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In the aftermath of a running gun battle between two cars a woman lies dead in the street.
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11-17-2012, 01:37 AM
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It's so weird to me how the family is allowed to be near the body and place candles. I don't know if anyone could keep me away, if my wife was under there.
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11-17-2012, 03:43 AM
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Those are candles? Thought they were a couple glasses of milk.
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11-17-2012, 03:58 AM
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this is a great selling point for my new nosebleed stopping contraptions. Heres the commercial in my mind..... "Death happens to everyone, but not everyone has the luxury of dying with dignity. Some bleed through their nasal passageway making it look like a noise period UGH nobody wants that. Put all those worries away, INTRODUCING TERMINAL TAMPONS! Dying and don't wanna stain your nice cloths? PLUG YOUR NOSE WITH EXPANSION THAT GROWS! Pesky headshots leaking brain matter all over your new haircut? JUST LIFELESSLY STARE AT A.SINGLE POINT UNTILL PARAMEDICS PICK UP YOUR CORPSE, cause its not like you can do anything else". Also coming soon " death doodoorstop" |
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11-17-2012, 04:01 AM
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Damn auto word picker. Stupid "noise" periods.
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#6
11-17-2012, 04:25 AM
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11-17-2012, 04:33 AM
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And I think the candles look like milkshakes |
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#8
11-17-2012, 06:46 AM
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Poor lady  |
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11-17-2012, 06:48 AM
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LOL at the 'candles'  |
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11-17-2012, 10:06 AM
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