[invertigo]

Originally Posted by jbloom ↗

Maybe the rock was thrown because there was no stick to poke her. You know to see if she was still alive ?

Or maybe we have the sequence of events backwards?
The rock killed her, and when she didn't respond they ran her over with a bus to check if she was still alive. Only a crazy person would keep playing dead in the street when a bus was driving toward them

[imbok]

Poor Maria, what a terrible, tragic way to confirm that the Magic Bus is, indeed, too much.

[Shylock]

[FavaBeans]

Did the Bus run over her tits and they were pushed into her stomach?....Because that bra is way flat!

[Shakey]

OR, Bus Hit by Woman.

[invertigo]

Originally Posted by FavaBeans ↗

Did the Bus run over her tits and they were pushed into her stomach?....Because that bra is way flat!

That happens to most older women when they lay on their backs. Their boobs escape to their armpits It's the joy of gravity.

[HeadlessHorseman]

She actually looks pretty good for getting hit by a bus.

[MeMyselfandI]

[Tiger2020]

Nice one Mort!