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07-30-2015, 07:52 AM
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Woman Found Nude and Dead in a Brazillian Cornfield
On Monday July 27th a brazillian farmer got himself something of a surprise as he worked in a cornfield with a combined harvester. In the middle of the crop he saw a completely nude dead woman lying face up and with her arms spread out. He barely managed to avoid running over her. This woman is the fourth found under similar circumstances in the area. She is supposed to have been strangled and possibly raped during the night. No clothes or any other belongings were found on the site. She was identified after a couple of days and was 36 years old. Just after the identification, several media reported that she was a prostitute. But at least one site claimed that her relatives had contacted them to state that she was certainly not.  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  · |
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07-30-2015, 08:52 AM
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Re: Woman Found Nude and Dead in a Brazillian Cornfield
Oops, I think she was corned holed... with maybe a little butter to make it easier?  |
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07-30-2015, 08:59 AM
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Re: Woman Found Nude and Dead in a Brazillian Cornfield
"...reported that she was a prostitute..." I hear she was outstanding in her ...field? |
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07-30-2015, 11:01 AM
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Re: Woman Found Nude and Dead in a Brazillian Cornfield
Looks like she could have paid more attention to those pits. Geez, Bic is around for a reason.  |
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07-30-2015, 11:43 AM
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Re: Woman Found Nude and Dead in a Brazillian Cornfield
Sounds like a serial offender is to blame
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07-30-2015, 06:52 PM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT Poster Rank:1188 I have a glorious penis Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 532 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 197 Post(s)
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Re: Woman Found Nude and Dead in a Brazillian Cornfield
Pixelated nipples...why even bother?
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07-31-2015, 04:45 AM
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Re: Woman Found Nude and Dead in a Brazillian Cornfield
better stay in at night when this is the 4th dead woman found in that area  |
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07-31-2015, 07:20 AM
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Re: Woman Found Nude and Dead in a Brazillian Cornfield
Plant a chick so you can grow more  |
