|
#1
●
04-19-2015, 02:54 PM
|
|
Woman Found Headless After Machete Fight
On the afternoon of Saturday (18) according to the Military Police, during patrols the team came across a guy running down the road. When approached he reported that 3 men were fighting, all with machetes, near a stream. The team went to the location and encountered the individuals and a female headless body on the floor that has not yet been identified by police. One of the individuals who noticed the presence of police managed to escape. Police arrested the duo identified as Sergio 33 years and Cristian 18 years. The accused stated that the murder was committed by third boy who fled and fought each other for an old feud reason, but the PM points out that these are only their versions. The case is being investigated by Homicide Investigation Office (IHL). |
|
#8
●
04-20-2015, 03:07 AM
|
|
Re: Woman Found Headless After Machete Fight
With her top pulled down, I imagine it went down like this: Woman: "Do these boobs make you guys hard?" First Guy: "Oh yeah they do!" **rubs bulge** Second Guy: "Damn girl, your making me sport a good one!" **rubs bulge** Third Guy: "Holy crap! I haven't seen a pair of tits like that since, well, the last nudie magazine I looked at!" **drops trou** Woman: "Third guy, your pecker wouldn't fill-up a thimble. You ain't gettin' none of this." Third Guy: "WTF? Die Bitch!" **slices her head off** First Guy: "Goddamnit! You ruined my chances of getting pussy tonight! Die fucker!" **swings machete** Second Guy: "I haven't had pussy in a month! You gonna die!" **swings machete** **Police sirens in the background** Third Guy: "Oh shit!" **gets the fuck out of dodge** |