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01-15-2013, 01:33 AM
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Woman Found Dead in Bed; Cause Unknown
Woman in her late 30's went out partying with some friends. She was reported as being in good health and having high energy at the club. She went home after the revel, ostensibly to get some sleep, and never showed for breakfast the next morning. Her friend(s) went over to see what was amiss and found her dead, as pictured, in her bed. Cause of death is unknown as of the news story. No obvious violence was reported, but neither homicide nor suicide have been ruled out. Her face is blurred in the photos, so I am unable to render my own amateur opinion. Draw your own conclusions from the evidence presented, such as it is.  ·  ·  ·  · |
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01-15-2013, 01:41 AM
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Re: Woman Found Dead in Bed; Cause Unknown
Maybe she popped some e and overheated. That would certainly explain the energy at the club.
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01-15-2013, 01:52 AM
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Re: Woman Found Dead in Bed; Cause Unknown
Maybe she opened her oven door and blew out the pilot light to asphyxiate herself on the fumes, seeing as she's sleeping on a jury-rigged mattress on her kitchen floor with a fan blowing at her head. Who does that shit?  |
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01-15-2013, 07:29 AM
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Re: Woman Found Dead in Bed; Cause Unknown
Some one turned her over. Judging by the urine on her jeans, she died facing down.
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01-15-2013, 11:04 AM
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Re: Woman Found Dead in Bed; Cause Unknown
Stupid fan cant tell if i wouldve banged her or not  .
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01-15-2013, 01:20 PM
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Re: Woman Found Dead in Bed; Cause Unknown
Possibly a heart attack. I think i spy pissy pants  |
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01-15-2013, 02:02 PM
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Re: Woman Found Dead in Bed; Cause Unknown
Heart attack is certainly plausible. Maybe too much partying. Too much E, too much booze, too many pills, too much energy drink. Fucked if I know. Of course...it is Brazil. They could still find a strangler hiding in the fridge or something. And yes, those are actually quite possibly the pissiest pants I've ever posted in this forum. Whatever happened to her, I'm pretty sure she didn't bother to nip off to the loo after a long night of drinking. |
