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03-30-2014, 12:15 PM
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Woman Fails at Swordfighting, Dies to Bullets

This 40 year old woman and her husband were enjoying an evening at home when they were targeted for a home invasion. Story wasn't clear if it was random robbery, targeted robbery, drug debts, or what. But two men on a motorcycle pulled up and entered the home. They riddled the husband with bullets and the wife went batshit, grabbed a machete from the nearby tool-rack/silverware drawer, and charged at them screaming to get out of her house.

Apparently they actually fled as far as the front stoop before remembering that they had pistols, whereupon they turned around and shot the wife dead. She fell in the doorway, machete at her side, while the neighbors called for help. The husband actually survived the assault, but was not coherent enough at the time of the article to provide details about suspects or motives.

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Re: Woman Fails at Swordfighting, Dies to Bullets

Don't take a knife to a gun fight.
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Re: Woman Fails at Swordfighting, Dies to Bullets

Deserved it for not shaving her pits
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Re: Woman Fails at Swordfighting, Dies to Bullets

Deserved it for not shaving her pits
Man, it's always the same with you. One remote hint of pit or pubic hair on a woman and you complain like they've got the fuckin clap. They ain't all Barbie Dolls, guy. Hair is perfectly normal on mammals of both genders and your irrational hatred of it is far weirder than her not shaving.
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Re: Woman Fails at Swordfighting, Dies to Bullets

She was one tough woman.
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Re: Woman Fails at Swordfighting, Dies to Bullets

"grabbed a machete from the nearby tool-rack/silverware drawer"
I don't know why, but this made me laugh.
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I really wished she could have had the satisfaction of a couple of good thwacks upside their punkass heads...good post!
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Re: Woman Fails at Swordfighting, Dies to Bullets

The crime spree of the dastardly duo continues...
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Re: Woman Fails at Swordfighting, Dies to Bullets

"grabbed a machete from the nearby tool-rack/silverware drawer"
I don't know why, but this made me laugh.
There are several members on this site who display weaponry on their walls....

For me it is on the walls, the bookshelves, hanging from a inside plant hanger (minus the plant).....there is so much I would not know which to grab first....

Anyway, she fought back. That took guts. Too bad she didn't kill their asses.

Did they come on motorcycles?
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Re: Woman Fails at Swordfighting, Dies to Bullets

Oh crap. I just re-read the post. They DID come on motorcycles!!

Geezus, these guys are everywhere!
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