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This is Why Drinking Salt Water is Not Good

Take this lesson to heart, my fellow DR children. I think if we stop and think about this one, we will all agree why it's NOT a good idea what so EVER to drink any format of ocean water.

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.
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Re: This is Why Drinking Salt Water is Not Good

Was that person killed by the whale?
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Re: This is Why Drinking Salt Water is Not Good

Just for sake of the gore put in there to HAVE gore in there,



sure.
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Re: This is Why Drinking Salt Water is Not Good

That's a shark, not a whale.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/whale.asp
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Re: This is Why Drinking Salt Water is Not Good

shark, whale, the joke is still humorous. Hehe. I got it from snopes too.
anyway, fer those of ya that get a chuckle outta this, you're welcome!!
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Re: This is Why Drinking Salt Water is Not Good

Love that joke, and love the real story behind the picture
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;)
we all need a chuckle now and then.
good gore body pic too, eh??? hehe
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Re: This is Why Drinking Salt Water is Not Good

That's just gross. Haha. I don't want to imagine what's in the water.

Honestly, after Christmas I was in Puerto Rico, and a man drowned close to our hotel. Then, they couldn't find the body, so they did a helicopter search for it. A police man jumped in, and died too.

And people (English-Speaking tourists) didn't know what was going on, so they kept swimming. It was of course only published in the Spanish-Speaking news.
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Re: This is Why Drinking Salt Water is Not Good

oh god and just think if any of em (like people sometimes DO for who knows WHAT reason) took water in their mouth and 'fountain spit' it at their family members or friends while in said water.

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Re: This is Why Drinking Salt Water is Not Good

Just for sake of the gore put in there to HAVE gore in there,



sure.
I think dooshman needs to see these pics... that looks like death from homosexual rape by whale shark to me... good post!
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