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Re: Vodka Bottle Inserted in the Ass!

fail.
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Re: Vodka Bottle Inserted in the Ass!

at least tell your friends you like to drink like that so none of them will put their mouth on the bottle
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Hello All, that is done, because the colon is very vascular, and absorbtion is often 4 times faster then if consumed in the tradtional way! Without our liver to buffer the alcohol absorbtion. alcohol levels can reach a blood alcohol level 4 and 5!! Also the colon doesn't react like the stomach, by causing vominting to dump, that last one for the road!! This can also be a clever attempt at homicide, few doctors would question a DOA at the ER for alcohol poisioning if the patient looked homeless. Myself encluded....
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Re: Vodka Bottle Inserted in the Ass!

I'm more bemused by the fact the purple mark/bruise on his back is in the shape of the British Isles...
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I'm more bemused by the fact the purple mark/bruise on his back is in the shape of the British Isles...
LOL! Reminds me of Gorby's head
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Yet again I will point this out. The bottle was empty, therefore he was not doing it for the purpose of intoxication.
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Yet again I will point this out. The bottle was empty, therefore he was not doing it for the purpose of intoxication.
Unless the contents were already delivered.
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Re: Vodka Bottle Inserted in the Ass!

Just surprised that there is such a lack of blood outside the body. Although there is obvious Livor mortis along the margins of the large intestine from Splenic flexure down. Such a massive internal haemorrhage to cause death would have certainly filled up his intestines then ultimately leaked out (I mean we're talking 5-6 liters of blood).

Dunno just strikes me as odd, especially in the presence of feces on his butt but not pooled blood.
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Re: Vodka Bottle Inserted in the Ass!

use plastic bottles
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use plastic bottles
Even better yet, use a dildo. If that's too expensive then go buy a big cucumber.


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