[Beard]

That's my girlfriend- she was crushed by a steamroller. It took me a while to get over her....

[StiffyWood]

[chaseU]

'flat as a pancake!!'

[Sharon]

Originally Posted by hearty harry ↗

She is so flat you could bury her using a envelope as a coffin.

A Jiffy bag would be comfier for the poor girl

[cave97]

"Meat" me near the tank, I'll be waiting for you honey

[Lee]

Originally Posted by Viking64 ↗

I can't see her tits so I can't tell if she is flat or not.

You can see them...they just inside out

[Bastet]

Human mash on order today.

[Karma]

Is it really awful of me to say I wish we did get stuff like this to gawk at in the UK? Yeah I know it is.

Which is why I come here. I don't want anyone to die a horrible death just so that I can look at the aftermath, but I can't stop my curiosity. We hide all that from the public in the UK.

[Lee]

If we did i'd be a self elected pointer

[FavaBeans]

...and smeared