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Re: Used His Hammock to Commit Suicide

Looks like he was on his man period when he croaked......
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Re: Used His Hammock to Commit Suicide

I would have never guessed.

Well that sucks as the wife will sue the hammock manufacturers and then there will be a massive World Wide Recall. The Russian Sailors won't get enough sleep and mistakenly launch a couple of nuclear missiles in their stupor and kick start WWIII.

Armageddon just because this guy got sad, desperate and creative. Millions of deaths... it will be Horrible
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Re: Used His Hammock to Commit Suicide

Why is only his lower half is bloating
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Re: Used His Hammock to Commit Suicide

Because the blood pooled there and aided the decomp
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Re: Used His Hammock to Commit Suicide

I keep saying those things are impossible to get out of.
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odd way of hanging ones self.
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Re: Used His Hammock to Commit Suicide

Comfortable death?


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