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04-25-2015, 01:51 PM
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 NOT THE BOSS Poster Rank:30 ᴀᴅᴍɪɴɪᴤᴛʀᴀᴛᴏʀ Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 47,742
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Unidentified Overweight Guy Found Dead in the Countryside
An overweight guy, approx. 25 years old, was found last Tuesday in the countryside. Police said he had been shot through the neck whilst kneeling down. Police think he had gone out there to either buy or smoke pot.
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04-25-2015, 02:02 PM
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 My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:896 Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 836 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 203 Post(s)
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Re: Unidentified Overweight Guy Found Dead in the Countryside
Fuck... went out to buy some weed and ended up dying in them.
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04-25-2015, 02:11 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:323 male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,955 Mentioned: 3 Post(s) Quoted: 409 Post(s)
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Re: Unidentified Overweight Guy Found Dead in the Countryside
aw poor big thing
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04-25-2015, 07:08 PM
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Re: Unidentified Overweight Guy Found Dead in the Countryside
Crack helps with weight loss, not weed, it is called the Jenny Crack diet.I think he bought off the wrong dealer.
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04-25-2015, 10:18 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2205 Female Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 213 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 15 Post(s)
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Re: Unidentified Overweight Guy Found Dead in the Countryside
 Guy can't even have a smoke?! That sucks.  |
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04-26-2015, 12:36 AM
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Re: Unidentified Overweight Guy Found Dead in the Countryside
Hard to miss with those red shorts. I guess Monica won't be seeing him any time soon.
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04-26-2015, 08:26 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 94,986
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Re: Unidentified Overweight Guy Found Dead in the Countryside
i'm surprised he wasn't stoned , to death. |
