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08-25-2016, 11:04 AM
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Uncle Killed By Machete Following Argument
On August 23rd in Brazil, a 19yo guy was having a drunken argument with his 58yo uncle. The nephew got so furious, he reached for his machete (something you just happen to carry around with you) and hacked his uncle to death. During police questioning, a potential witness uttered the famous words of Fawlty Towers' waiter Manuel: "I know nothing" All persons present were really drunk and their memories conveniently hazy. The perpetrator was caught though.     |
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08-25-2016, 11:15 AM
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Re: Uncle Killed By Machete Following Argument
i wonder how tiny the percentage of people in brazil who did not over indulge in drugs, booze and violence.
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08-25-2016, 04:24 PM
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Re: Uncle Killed By Machete Following Argument
Standing their like one of these Carnival stall holders, trying to get you to shoot down a target with a 100yr old fucked air rifle, for a furry to..
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08-26-2016, 01:17 AM
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Re: Uncle Killed By Machete Following Argument
Probably Found Out His-ah Uncle Was His Papa! You Know Your My Papa! No I’m Not! Winking At One of His Compadres! Your Mother Is-ah Lying Bitch Whore! You Pig!!! dun dun duuuun dah Your Mother’s dah Pig! Oh Yeah! Yeaaah!!! Chop! Chop! And Sum Mo! Chop! Chop! Chop!!! |
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08-26-2016, 01:34 AM
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Re: Uncle Killed By Machete Following Argument
Some of these Mecksickans and MISIS should learn how to keep a sharp knife like Hoolio here does!  |
bullets are cheap so give'm two..
