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Two Tacos, Some Salsa Verde, and Hold the Hot Lead

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● 09-19-2012, 06:37 PM
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Two Tacos, Some Salsa Verde, and Hold the Hot Lead

A bottled water salesman was assassinated in Guerrero while eating some tacos with his wife and kid. The woman and child were not injured in what appears to be a contracted hit of some sort. An unidentified assailant walked into the eatery, put two shots into the poor bastard, and then got the hell out of Dodge.

This all a mere week or two following the shooting deaths of two corn vendors, a cactus dealer, and a mango seller in the same district. Fucking low-end agra-commerce is really heating up near Acapulco these days.
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● 09-19-2012, 06:50 PM
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Re: Two Tacos, Some Salsa Verde, and Hold the Hot Lead

Yum, love verde salsa. Damn, murdered in front of your kid. This still doesn't surprise me.
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Re: Two Tacos, Some Salsa Verde, and Hold the Hot Lead

And here I was thinking "Lower Back Issues" were the dangers of selling bottled water
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Re: Two Tacos, Some Salsa Verde, and Hold the Hot Lead

The Dangerous Fruit Mafiosa strikes again.
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Re: Two Tacos, Some Salsa Verde, and Hold the Hot Lead

Protection racket muscling in.
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Poor guy didn't get to finish his tacos
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Point made. Don't drink the water.
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Re: Two Tacos, Some Salsa Verde, and Hold the Hot Lead

That is the worst case of indigestion, ive ever seen.
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Re: Two Tacos, Some Salsa Verde, and Hold the Hot Lead

Shoulda stayed home and ate the other taco instead


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