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02-05-2017, 07:54 AM
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Two Random Dudes Killed for the Price of One. Hungry Dogs @ the Scene
Two men were sitting their arses on a sidewalk and listening to Beethoven and drinking tea and smoking a joint and and doing crack and heroine and cocaine and maybe even something stronger when (to much of their surprise) someone arrived and started shooting at them for no apparent reason. According to some rumors, the target was actually only one of the two, but since the killer was a professional, and while he was at it, he decided to kill the other dude just for the sake of it. A coroner performed a super-quick autopsy and the bodies were eventually fed to the two dogs: the black dog had the right to decide which part to eat for first.        |
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02-05-2017, 07:59 AM
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 NOT THE BOSS Poster Rank:32 ᴀᴅᴍɪɴɪᴤᴛʀᴀᴛᴏʀ Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 47,726
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Re: Two Random Dudes Killed for the Price of One. Hungry Dogs @ the Scene
Did you put the flip flops as a watermark?  |
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02-05-2017, 09:26 AM
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Re: Two Random Dudes Killed for the Price of One. Hungry Dogs @ the Scene
Dog thinks it tastes like chicken lol
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02-05-2017, 05:12 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:391 NIGHTBRINGER Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 3,077 3,077Posts 5,778Thanked 401Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Two Random Dudes Killed for the Price of One. Hungry Dogs @ the Scene
Damn, the targets homie got popped just for being at the wrong place at the wrong time  Also what other drugs are harder than cocaine and heroin?  |
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02-05-2017, 08:05 PM
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Re: Two Random Dudes Killed for the Price of One. Hungry Dogs @ the Scene
Fucking awesome post :la ugh
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02-06-2017, 02:34 AM
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Re: Two Random Dudes Killed for the Price of One. Hungry Dogs @ the Scene
GataGato! That Shiiiat Was Funnee! |
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02-06-2017, 12:28 PM
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Re: Two Random Dudes Killed for the Price of One. Hungry Dogs @ the Scene
The opening text made me die, excellent subtle comedy |
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02-06-2017, 04:22 PM
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| My Rank: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS Poster Rank:4018 Male Join Date: Mar 2015 Posts: 79 79Posts 142Thanked 22Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Two Random Dudes Killed for the Price of One. Hungry Dogs @ the Scene
Cracking effort with the 'Flip-Flops' watermark |
