[LERK]

nice post

If they were identical twins the DNA would be identical too so flipping a coin would work as well as anything else in matching body parts.

[polaris_91696]

After compiling the following list of the remains
2 torsos
4 forearms
4 forelimbs
someone smarter than the others claimed that in his opinion there was something not quite right about the story, as if something was missing.
The others agreed, though it was still unclear what was missing; after carrying out searches in the area, they found the two heads @ about 100 feet away from the rests of bodies. At that point, the chief exclaimed: "now it makes sense!"
An expert from the Forensic Institute of Medicine, after accurate analysis of the bodies, established that they were dead.

there are some very, very "smart" people in that place

[Earthbound Misfit]

Picture #2: EMS worker cracks up the onlookers with a cheery "Nice to meet ya!"

[Pyramid_Head]

Butchered them too...damn.

[Quiet]

Dammit you get me every fucking time