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Re: Trampled By Elephant

Well this wasn't a cause of death you hear about everyday
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Re: Trampled By Elephant

One of the main rules when traveling in elephant country:

"DO NOT carry peanuts on your person."
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Re: Trampled By Elephant

Late on the Elephants' protection money...

They Remember shit like that...
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Re: Trampled By Elephant

"1" Better!

Was Eatin Peanuts And Farted In dah Vicinity of Elephants Causing
A Fuckin Stampede!

dey Began Wildly Searching For dem Peanuts & Came Across His
Peanut Fartin Arse! And Ran His Arse Over L@@Kin For dem Peanuts!

dis Should Teach dem Fuckin Peasants To Fart Downwind From
dem Elephants In Close Proximity When Eatin Peanuts!
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What a Dumbo!
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