[xxxnowayxxx]

I have never felt this much love for someone else (as for a partner) so I just find it odd

[murofhsirgo]

Sure that's great, the last thing you see in this life is the love of your life slowly strangling to death. Ugh.

[Caveman5150]

Its not so Romeo & Juliet when you think about the likelihood you'll be dangling in both your own, as well as you beloved's, piss & diarrhea when your sphincters relax.

[genericname79]

How'd some of them get so high up in those damn trees??