You know, he totally failed on the concept... You have to use a pitchfork when you are unloading dead babies and small children. That way if the pitchfork shakes, you know you have a live one.
OMG NSCO, if I could have thank'd you a gazillion and one times, I would have. I haven't had a laugh like that in a long time. I literally pissed myself laughing so hard...:rock on