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04-26-2016, 09:59 PM
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They're Coming To Get You, Barbara!
Chicks wandering around cemeteries is rarely gonna end well unless you're just fucking desperate to make it with a broad who looks like Robert Smith. A romp in the old graveyard ended especially poorly for this 19 year old party girl. She was last seen having drinks and mixing it up in the company of two unidentified men. Her family said she went out about 9pm and never returned. Her mortal remains were discovered in the pictured state around 10am the next morning. Body was found lying in a graveyard wearing only her blouse. She had had sex (willingly or otherwise) with at least two parties and then...wait for it... ...got her brains pummeled into gravy with a giant wooden cross pulled off of one of the tombs. As you can see, there isn't much left above the neck. So ladies, if you MUST go out drinking in Brazil and you MUST do so with strange men you don't know, at least have the good sense not to take their suggestion of getting a nightcap among the bones of your ancestors. Likelihood of a dark result is regrettably high.  ·  · |
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04-26-2016, 10:04 PM
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 So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:59 Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 25,164 Mentioned: 152 Post(s) Quoted: 13263 Post(s)
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Re: They're Coming To Get You, Barbara!
That was brutal. Wow. Lots of rage.
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04-26-2016, 11:05 PM
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Re: They're Coming To Get You, Barbara!
What is the big pinky orange thing in the middle? At first I thought it was foam face like Chris Farley had.
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04-27-2016, 02:04 AM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:184 female Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 8,138 Mentioned: 19 Post(s) Quoted: 1185 Post(s)
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Re: They're Coming To Get You, Barbara!
Seems like every other person down there is a damn predator of some sort  |
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04-27-2016, 03:11 AM
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Re: They're Coming To Get You, Barbara!
Nah. There's a goddam fuck-ton of people down there. We only post the worst ones here, so it probably seems a lot more dire than it actually is.
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04-27-2016, 04:42 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 94,986
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Re: They're Coming To Get You, Barbara!
she hooked up with the wrong guys that's for sure  |
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04-27-2016, 07:26 AM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:392 100% Alpha Male Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 3,058 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 336 Post(s)
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Re: They're Coming To Get You, Barbara!
They must have been cross with her!  |
