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01-19-2015, 12:42 AM
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Teenage Idiot Takes a Run at the Darwin Awards
Marty McFly, he ain't. Lacking both the hoverboard and iconic life preserving flotation jacket, this 13 year old braggadocio decided he would nonetheless attempt 'hitching a ride' on a garbage truck with only a modest bicycle beneath him. He didn't even have the good sense to hold onto the back, either. No, he opted instead to hold on to the MIDDLE of the truck. As expected, when the truck went to turn, he lost his balance, the bike teetered and went out from under him, and his legs were run over by the rear wheels of the garbage truck. He survived long enough to have these photos taken of his folly, but died before reaching the hospital. Oh well, at least no one could call him a 'chicken.'    |
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01-19-2015, 12:48 AM
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Re: Teenage Idiot Takes a Run at the Darwin Awards
Damn, smashed him & his bike to death... Surprised he lived after that!
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01-19-2015, 01:15 AM
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Re: Teenage Idiot Takes a Run at the Darwin Awards
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01-19-2015, 04:10 AM
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Re: Teenage Idiot Takes a Run at the Darwin Awards
That is a horrific injury, but I've seen worse, where they lived. I guess there were internal injuries. Ugh, brutal  |
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01-19-2015, 06:37 AM
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Re: Teenage Idiot Takes a Run at the Darwin Awards
Poor kid...
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01-19-2015, 07:17 AM
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Re: Teenage Idiot Takes a Run at the Darwin Awards
This folly must stop, silly silly kids |
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01-19-2015, 07:40 AM
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Re: Teenage Idiot Takes a Run at the Darwin Awards
i think with replacing that wheel it's as good as new |
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01-19-2015, 07:49 AM
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Re: Teenage Idiot Takes a Run at the Darwin Awards
Quick, pour some salt and alcohol on the dumb shit before he takes in his last breath... He deserves to feel his stupidity as much as possible.
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01-19-2015, 09:13 AM
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Re: Teenage Idiot Takes a Run at the Darwin Awards
For what it's worth I am glad to see people comforting him and preventing him from rolling around. Sad ending, silly child.  |
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01-19-2015, 09:14 AM
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Re: Teenage Idiot Takes a Run at the Darwin Awards
^^^^^did NOT mean to put that emoticon there for fuck sake!!!!!!  |
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